Friday, May 20, 2011

Disappointed in lawyers...

Hey guys,

After the car incident a few days ago, I'm still working on getting justice served... It seems neither the cops not the car insurance company is willing to co-operate, so there's only one more way I can go to get what's mine... Using the law. Now, the justice system is something I'm not familiar with, so I went on a quest to find myself someone who could do it for me, yes a lawyer... But when I went online and searched for a lawyer, I came across something that attracted my attention... It was a special kind of lawyer, not an injury lawyer, neither a stock market lawyer, and not even an asbestos lawyer (yes, those do exist :p) . No it was way more crazy than that... What I found was a robot laywer, yes that's correct, a robot laywer...

Now you might ask yourself, HOW? like I did at first... Well it turns out it isn't a real robot, and actually it isn't a lawyer either... It's just a piece of software that features 3 fictional lawyers, who answer can answer questions... Talking about a big dissapointment... In fact this wasn't even any helpful at all ( an asbestos lawyer would even be of a better use to me than those 3... :p)
Here's a picture of what I hoped for:

Now that's a robot lawyer...

And this is what I get, do notice the difference:
You've got to be kidding me...

Hell, they don't even look cool at all... This time I was really hoping that I'd see a big piece of machinery in a court room shouting OBJECTION! or at least a fat guy who defended a robot, but not this... I guess my hopes were a litte high, and I should've known it wasn't possible, but hey witht he robots and stuff they have out there now, why not have some robot lawyers...
Which brings me to the next thing: this will also be the topic for my next post: robots...
So I'll see you next time, when I discuss some of our best androidy friends (and no they will not be lawyers...)

Later!

20 comments:

  1. hahaha good post and good luck with the insurance thing.

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  2. Heh, those "guys" really don't look like lawyers.

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  3. its unfamiliar territory for a lot of us, but you can do it with some perseverance. Don't relent, go hard and teach the insurance company a lesson

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  4. Ya know the field I'm in I have to deal with a lot of these bastards. Disappointing to say the least.

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  5. robot lawyer would be so cool

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  6. Good luck... I'm sure it's a pain.

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  7. Hahaha whatever next. Good luck with your claim, hope you can get what you deserve.

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  8. I like your blog a lot man! Congrats!

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  9. That sucks man, hope things work for the best

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  10. who knows , those three turds might be better than an actual lawyer

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  11. robots are now lawyers? oh noes takeover!

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  12. I fail to see how three cartoon lesbians equals a robot lawyer?

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  13. I don't see why this couldn't be a real possibility in the future.

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  14. Lawyers are just cheats.
    I dont trust them as far as I can throw them.

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  15. A robot laywer ? Holy .... :X thats would be realy nice

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